(Yep.), Top ten things that people don't considered to be sex but I do:

Top ten things that people don’t considered to be sex but I do:

Fist bumps
Staring contests
That moment when you’re in a movie theater and you need to go the bathroom so you awkwardly scoot your ass in front of someone’s face.
When you’re in that same movie theater and you accidentally use the same arm rest as the person next to you.
When I’m asked if I want more rolls by a waiter/waitress.
When you wake up with an erection and you’re laying belly down against your mattress.
When you pull up your swim trunks after doing a canonball because your ass is showing.
When I use a wet nap after eating hot wings.
Long division
Whenever someone asks if I want anything extra on my frozen yogurt or ice cream.